Our lotion is vegan and cruelty free.
You can choose between our three wonderful scents:
Fragrance Free - Great for those with sensitive skin
Green Tea and Lemon Grass -  Very light, clean smell - Not over powering, not sweet
Citrus - Citrus lotion has a sweet, citrusy smell
Please read the disclaimers below!



Our lotions come in either 4oz or 8oz bottles with either 600mg or 1200mg CBD respectively.

Each pump from either bottle will contain 10mg of CBD.

Although this is a topical, it works much the same:

A good place to start for daily dosage is 1mg per 10lbs body weight. Increase dosage by 1mg per 10lbs body weight after 3 days until you have found the dosage that works for you.


***The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products have not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from healthcare practitioners. Please consult your healthcare professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product.

***As required by federal regulation, our CBD products contain no more than .3% THC. Please click here for our Certificates of Analysis (Results of THC and other test)

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